Pls. Accept My Sincerest Apology

My Dear. Sweet. Loving. Husband,

I know how when I accepted your hand in marriage we agreed to be come one. And since we are one, we always share almost everything;  I am sincerely sorry for sharing my streptococcus with you. I love you so much and I am truly sorry for all the PAIN I have caused.

Love,

                                         Your Sincerely Sorry. Wife

                                                                              [note: I did not say your sincerely. sorry. wife uh-hum ;) ]

[Note: of course, I had to look up how to spell that zillion-lettered word. :)]