[Funny True Stories]

Please try not to YAWWWNNN while reading! :)

Funny True Story #1:

Setting: Megan and Tyler jumping off the couch, repeatedly, while flapping their arms like wings.

I, the momma, was sitting on the couch being bounced around, literally...minding my own busy. Love when I can hear the kids playing right next to me. Seems they play like they don't know I exist...exist right next to them. Normally, I will hear something funny come out of their mouths. Tonight, this happened.

Megan (while jumping on the couch getting ready to jump...mind, she was waving her arms frantically) : "Jesus, please let me fly." pause "Jesus, please" pause-closing her eyes ever so tightly and still flapping her arms frantically, "Oh, Jesus please let me fly"

She jumped. She landed. Nothing at all happened.

She turned back around getting ready to hop back on the couch.

Momma (not minding my own business anymore, giggling to myself): "Megan, people don't fly, silly."

Megan turns towards me, while still flapping her arms: "Well, Nana said...horses have wings and they fly in heaven." pause "Well, (scrunching up her nose, always does this when she is trying to be very, very exaggerated, very convincing) God gives us wings...." (comes from a Bible verse and is a song on one of their kids CDs) She then quietly sings the chorus to the song (barely audible).

Tyler then jumps in totally off key, trying to sing the song [Ty can not, let me repeat can NOT hit a note..so, so mono-tone! Bless his heart...It's always, Always hilarious when he tries to sing. I always have to turn the other way so he doesn't see me trying not to laugh. That's bad, I know. But it's quite hard not too.] Anyway, Ty starts singing, rather loudly. off key. very very slow, and very exaggerated too make sure I understand..."Dodd dives wings to anduls" aka. "God gives wings to angels"  [he held out the andulssss part] He did all that while holding up his hands, I guess to add effect to the angel part. I had to then laugh. Out. Loud. Sorry. This is probably mean. But I laughed. For one, just the way he did it. Just the whole thing about Meg hoping to fly. The thing about horses flying--mom, cough...cough. Then to top it off Ty tries to sing the song, while butchering the tune, then he gets the words all wrong. :) It was supposed to be "God gives wings, as eagles." Lol. I LOVE my kids. They are super funny. My little  nut cases. I can say that, because I'm one too! ;) ;)  

Funny True Story #2:

Daddy taught the kids to number bowl movements. Lovely. Yes, I know. :) The kids take this very, very seriously, and it's soooo funny! So, Ty and Meg, namely Ty gets confused sometimes and just makes up random numbers. I overheard Meg and Ty arguing over what number diarrhea was...Ty kept saying it was number 6 and Meg was super positive it was number 3. Lol.

So a couple of days ago...Ty runs to the bathroom, slams the door and shouts very loudly...while we are sitting at the table eating, "I've dotta doe number sixteen" Normally, before dinner always, like clock work... it's number 1, not sixteen. lol. Mercy, I don't wanna even know. ;) ;) So funny. He said number sixteen again today. He must be confused. :) They always make me laugh. Gotta love kids! :)