[What's In Your Purse]

Most of the time...if someone were to ask me what's in my purse, I'd laugh to myself, snicker, snort through my nose...and try to contain my laughter. My purse? No, not really. It's real name is the "Mom Bag". Or "The Bag". You see, I have kids. Three to be exact. One of them happens to be under a year and still in diapers. And to add insult to the plethora of diapers...well, a good insult...the one under a year old is a girl, and girls come with alot of upkeep, if ya know what I mean :) You see that bag sitting on my table...holds a whole plethora of things that don't belong to me. Actually, that bag mostly holds things that belong to my kidlets aka. Meg, Ty, and Lana. I love my kidlets. My kidlets love me. My bag on the other hand probably doesn't love me.

 I'm posting today to show you what your "bag" will look like if you have three kidlets. Well, your bag if your anything like me. If your gonna judge well just end with the picture above. Yes, the one that you can not see what's in the bag. Have happy thoughts about me & my clean, awesomely mad bag skills. Happy thoughts like, thought 1 "Man, that momma is so super organized, her and her purse." Thought 2 "I bet her purse is so tidy" Thought 3 "All her stuff has a designated spot in that beautiful white purse of hers". ;) Thought 4 "As soon as she enters her humble abode from returning to and from with her kidlets she runs, gets a trash bag and cleans that awesomely white-for-now purse."

But if your not going to judge, well...continue on.

So...today was clean out my bag day. Brace yourself.

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The contents of the bag. GULP.

I spared you all the empty gum wrappers and strawberry halls coughdrop wrappers and receipts.

There was a plethora of receipts. :) For reals, a plethora!

Only a a quarter of the stuff in my "bag" belongs to me. The rest, yup...you guessed it!

My awesome, totally rad glasses from my hubby.

My cell phone

My favorite lip gloss

Earrings

My ring

My pad of paper.

My tylenol

My lotion

My keys

My Strawberry Halls cough drops

My Big Red

The plethora of headbands & bows

paci

 A pair of um, dirty toddler underwear. (blush) I can say with reassurance this just got put in here not to loooonggg ago. ;) ;) And no, I don't carry a plethora of dirty toddler underwear, thank you.

Do you carry one of these in your purse? Um, I didn't think so. :)

Meg's unicorn

A beheaded lego man

A Starwars lego man

Lego man car

 [found all the lego things thrown randomly throughout my purse]

A fighter jet

A game from chick-fil-a

There are some objects that were hidden by other objects in the pictures like the...

-single dirty sock

-the diapers, clean may I add! ;)

-My coupons, because I'm a coupon hound..., well maybe not, but there are two you can't see. I carry them to feel like I am a good couponer person, like all of my friends. I have high hopes of remembering to use them. Promise.

-Sunday School Color Pages that Meg and Ty insist I keep.

I hope you enjoyed seeing inside my "purse". [laugh, snort, choke] And seeing what your purse just may look like if you have any kidlets.

Mommies out there, am I alone on this one?? LOL. Please say no.

P.S. Thanks to my totally rad bestie Mander for unbeknownly sharing the word "kidlets" with me. I shall use it often. As often as I please. Smanks!

The Question I Leave You With...what's in your purse??